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Date Theme Song
July 4th, 2006 4th of July We Met on the 4th of July
July 12th, 2006 Place Hereplane/Thereplane
July 31st, 2006 Unrequited Love It's the Worst
September 16th, 2006 The Hedonistic Days of Youth I'm Not Crazy About Growing Old
September 22nd, 2006 Antarctica Beat Back The Reds With A Swift White Wedge
November 6th, 2006 Roommates Chris Is (Missing His Missus)
February 8th, 2007 The Devil The Evilest One
February 22nd, 2007 Covers Unrequited Love
March 8th, 2007 The Slam Dunk It's a Tough Life for the Posterized
April 3rd, 2007 Fierce Creatures Night Flights of the Furious Eefus Birds
July 17th, 2007 Gifts Maryland will Always Be
September 21st, 2007 Waitresses I Came In (For Lunch)
October 6th, 2007 Banks Southern Trust
December 25th, 2007 A Very Song Swap Christmas Merry Christmas, Anyhow
May 11th, 2008 Heartbreak Obituary-ary
April 23rd, 2008 Gifts America (with Omar Tanamly)
September 20th, 2008 Recovery Nothing's Better for you than Beans
September 20th, 2008 Gifts Hannah the Hurricane
November 11th, 2008 Politics Republican Battle Chest (with Omar Tanamly)
January 20th, 2009 Gifts Save All My Kisses
March 6th, 2009 Gifts Sleep All Day
March 25th, 2009 FOOD! Forget Bananas
April 25th, 2009 The 9 to 5 Somali Pirates (with Emily Goodale)
June 6th, 2009 The Tropics Let's Go Somewhere
July 4th, 2009 Space Nautilus I Wish I Was
July 7th, 2009 Gifts Eddie, you are the consummate bro
August 10th, 2009 Dear Leader Just Say No (To Suzhou)
August 16th, 2009 Drinking Songs Bernard
March 2nd, 2010 Gifts Vanilla Baby
August 6th, 2010 Candies Candy
October 26th, 2010 Trees Trees Are Green
October 31st, 2010 Vampires Suck My Blood
December 1st, 2010 Mythology Boulder of Love
January 2nd, 2011 Gifts I Wanna Fall In Beer With You
January 2nd, 2011 Gifts Same Eyes as Mine